Mean Nurses

Prior to taking this hospital trip, my husband poured out the vodka into the sink.  The feeling it evoked from me was disgusting.  I was sad, maybe even crying.  I wanted one more. To know it was the last. Somewhere at sometime I read that alcoholics should know when they take their last drink. As if it makes it easier to say a final goodbye.  I can't tell you how many times I used that as an excuse to have a drink. 

On the drive to the ER, I feel frozen. I know I am doing the right thing. I am nervous. I am scared. I am embarrassed. I am consumed with guilt.  I actually HATE drinking.  For the first time in my life. I really, truly view alcohol as a poison.  I am still very drunk. But this is a true "sobering" experience.  I am scared to check myself in and be judged. By doctors, nurses, other people in the ER. But I am doing the right thing. And they will be nice.

Some are. At first, anyways.  The main ER check in people are fine. They ask me if I want to detox and I say yes.  I am not sure what that means. But I want to. Brad and I are separated so he can do paperwork, and they shuffle me off to the detox wing.  I meet my temporary bed-mate. 

A beautiful 18ish year old girl detoxing from heroin. It has been 1 or 2 days since has had any. And. . . she knows all about detox, meds, withdrawals, etc.  Probably not her first time.  She gives me the lowdown, where they'll take me, what meds I will have. She hears my husband tell the nurse that I drank about a gallon of vodka in 2 or 3 days and she gasped. Sadly, I feel like I have street cred. A heroin addict gasped at my consumption. I belong here. Why I feel that way I don't know and it is kind of sick, but it is how I feel.

The nurses become more and more judgemental and rude as the minutes pass. They kick my husband out after his 10 minutes. They yell at me for using a cell phone and treat me like I am breaking the law when they catch me on it. 

I grow anxious when my husband leaves. I hate being alone in that room. I get a new roommate.  Another heroin addict, who is also a detox pro. She ran out of money for heroin. She wishes she got loaded before she checked herself in. She almost vomits in our little room. She begs for methadone. They don't give it to her. 

I agree to check into a detox center at a different hospital and stay there until I am fully detoxed.  I am scared and nervous.  I have second and third thoughts. But I am not waking up in my own bed tomorrow. It will not happen.  No way. No how.

The ER

I am still begging for help.  Call my sister. Call my therapist. Take me away for 28 days. Do something.  I succumb to the help of Brad and my sister, Ellie, a psychologist. They talk on the phone a few times, despite my level of intoxication, I am still shamed and humiliated. But I know that I need to do something other than stay home. My biggest fear at this point is waking up in my own bed tomorrow, with a massive hangover, withdrawals and a guilty conscience. Maybe this is finally my bottom. I am not sure at this point. The only thing I am aware of is that I do not want to wake up in my own bed tomorrow. And I will do anything necessary to keep that from happening. That is a sad feeling. Desperate. Lonely. Pathetic. But that is the one thing I am 100% sure of. I can't face the consequences of my own actions.  My drunk actions. Not actually knowing what I am agreeing to, I willingly get into the car and head towards the local emergency room. 

The Final Binge

So, it is supposed to be a new day. Less drinking, not more drinking- that should be the plan.

I wake up still drunk from my midnight/early morning drinking binge. And what do you know, another one of those- I need a drink to feel sober- mornings. So, I drink. Not sure what time I had my first but I know I had been drinking from 2-3 a.m., and I know that I am pretty drunk by 8 a.m. I guess I just skipped the sober thing all weekend. Not a happy drunk, not a fun drunk, not an innocent drunk. A sad, depressed, lonely, alcoholic drunk. I am literally going crazy. Crying, feeling crappy about the blur of the past few days. Not remembering much, but remembering enough to know that I screwed up pretty bad. I called people I should not have been calling in my condition, and I don't mean pregnant. I spoke with my sisters, my mom, my husband and it wasn't pretty. I am not sure what happened, but I know they all knew I was drunk all weekend, and most of them knew I was drunk by 8 am Sunday morning. Too much damage was done and I knew I couldn't fix it.

My husband and I were home alone, and I beg him to get me help. Enough is enough already. I have been a mess for 3 days. Not one second of it was fun. It left me in a depressed, disgustingly drunk state of mind and I felt that I couldn't clean up my own mess from the previous days. I need help, I say. I want to go away. I want someone to help me. I am done drinking. After this last drink. This is my last drink. They say addicts should know which drink (or pill, or shoot up) is their last. And this last melon vodka martini will be my last. And I actually mean it. Not like when I said I wont drink come Monday. That was a lie. This final drink is the truth. Or so I hope. . .

On Drinking: A sudden awakening

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A sudden awakening

I am in my underwear and a t-shirt. Nicole surprises me with an afternoon visit and wakes me suddenly from my drunken slumber. Brad has asked her to check on me because he knows I am drunk. Really drunk. And it is only lunchtime on Saturday. I am half awake and can't really see or comprehend much because of my intoxication. She tells me that she is worried that I was in a drunk car accident. She saw a car that looks just like mine in an accident in front of my place. When Brad called and told her I had been drinking she got really worried. She told me to go back to sleep. I did, not paying much attention to what she just said. This, lunchtime, fogged memory is my last memory of that Saturday. I have no clue what happened the rest of the day other than I drank every moment I was awake. I am told I woke up at 2 am and drank. Threw up and drank more. And more and more. Sunday will be a new day. . . .

January 8, 2011: Let the drinking begin

I plan to have a few melon "martinis," and take a much needed nap. I pour my second martini, and then third and I am ready to sleep the day away. Wait a minute, why stop at 3? Now that I know I can sleep, why pace myself. A nice long, drunk nap while the kids and husband are away wont hurt anyone. The more the better.

Now this is wehre things get ugly for the weekend. Saturday morning, drunk by 10. Who knows how much I have drunk so far, but given that I have a larger than needed bottle of vodka, I don't need to ration anything out for the weekend. Yeah, I promised Brad I wouldn't drink come Monday, but I certainly didn't mean it, and I am sure he knows that. Empty promises are nothing new to the spouse of an alchy. And opposite of what AA preaches, I only plan my drinking one day at a time. Unless it is Saturday, in which case I must plan for Sunday (liquor stores are closed). I cross the bridge of Monday's alcohol when I come to it. Right now, I am happy to know that there is enough alcohol to last me the next two days. Off to a drunk sleep I go.

January 8, 2011

I wake up in a fog. I don’t remember the previous evening and I am pissed that I drank all of my vodka. I know that it is virtually impossible for me to get more. I don’t have a liscence, I don’t have money, Brad has vowed never to buy for me again. I am hungover/still drunk/ and I physically need a drink to get through the day. I have to work my charm. I will find a way.

I muster up the courage to go downstairs and face my sure to be angry husband. I know what awaits- Where did you get that vodka? When are you going to stop? Do you remember so and so and so and so? I have been there a million times and it never gets easier. It is shameful. But not shameful enough to stop drinking. These mornings are 100% preventable, yet, vodka is more important.

I get through the routine morning after questions, and I proceed to my mission - get Brad to buy me vodka. I manipulate. As we are in the you need to stop drinking phase of our discussion, I drop the bomb. I’ll stop drinking Monday. Just get me through the weekend, and I will stop Monday, I promise. I cannot make it through today without a drink, but if you buy me vodka I will wean myself off of it by Monday. No he says. He will not enable me. He is done enabling me. He told himself after my DUI, never again. I am persistent and must make a good argument. Mission accomplished. He will buy me vodka. Agin, I breath a sigh of relief and excitement. Soon enough, I will be drinking.

It is 8 am. Sadly enough, I know the local package store opens at 8 and I want him to get up and go right away. He, clearly, doesn’t see the need to go at such an early hour in the morning. So not an alcoholic. I am dying, shaking, foggy. It is one of those mornings where I need a drink to feel sober. I love those mornings.

I watch the clock hit 8:00 and I can’t believe he is still laying there, not getting me my vodka. I tell him to go or I am taking a nap. As if that is a good threat. If you don’t help me get drunk first thing in the morning, I am going to take a nap and sober up. After making the same pointless threat a few times, he goes to the local package store. It is only 8:30, but that was the longest 30 minutes ever. I need to steady myself. He reminds me that he doesn’t like doing this and this is the last time.

As soon as he walks through the door with my sweet Smirnoff melon vodka, I calm down. Just seeing the bottle calms my nerves. I make my “martini.” I am, afterall, a bartender. I take the bottle of vodka, take the top off, and pour into a martini glass. I drink it down, at room temperature, like a tall glass of water after a hard workout. Ahhhhhhhh. Life is good. For a short minute.

The Beginning of The End

Nicole is driving me home from the gym because I do not have a licence. It has been suspended for 120 long days. I drove drunk. Really drunk. And I thank God every day, well not the drunkest of drunk days, but most days, that I got that DUI. It saved my life.

On the way home from the gym I am working myself up- obsessing over how to get alcohol for the weekend. A snow storm is coming, I don’t have much money, and this is my last chance to get alcohol for the next few days. My husband, Brad, certainly wont help me get any- he thinks I have quit drinking. I can’t focus on what Nicole is saying to me. I am obsessed with getting alcohol for the weekend. My palms are sweating, I have butterflies in my stomach, my mind is racing. . . must get alcohol. . . . over and over again in my brain. She is talking about something or other, and I am nodding along, all the while thinking, I have to get her to stop at the packy. It is such a burden to me that her husband will buy alcohol for her. She never has to stop. I always have to ask, beg for her to stop to feed my addiction. It is humiliating. But not humiliating enough for me to go one day without asking her to stop. I muster up the courage to ask her, and make sure I let her know that I am not getting too much. I don’t want her to think she is enabling me. I overexplain myself. I wont drink too much. This is my only stop for the weekend and I only have a little bit of money I tell her. I want to rest her mind. She is not enabling me to get drunk. I want to make sure she knows that. Simply so that she will stop for me again on Monday. She says yes, and as she pulls into the package store, I feel that same sense of excitement as when I was 18. Soon enough, I will be drinking. . . Ahhhhhhh

Now, what am I going to get. I have about 8 dollars. A bottle of vodka. I don’t know the difference between a pint or a fifth, but I know there is an 8 dollar bottle of raspberry flavored vodka and I get it. I decide it will last me the weekend, 3 days. I ration it out in my head that I can do about 3 shots each night before bed and it will last me through Sunday night. I ask the all too familiar faces behind the cash register to pull me a bottle of raspberry Smirnoff and pay them 8 dollars in change, much of it, actually in change. Few, I am calm. I have my alcohol. I can now continue with my day.

The bottle is calling my name and I decide I can do just one shot earlier than planned. I do. It is so good that I do a few more. Before I know it, my bottle is gone by 7:30. I am drunk. Really drunk. Another Friday night ruined. I argue with Brad, become the drunk bitch, and go to bed for the night.